Red Sox Top Ten List

Red Sox Top Ten List

# 10; Curt Schilling Questioned the Wisdom of Terrell Owens Attempting to Play in Super Bowl on Injured Ankle.

#9 Bill Belichick Politely Said, "No Thanks" to Terry Francona's Offer to Meet and Offer Tips on How to Handle the Pressure of a Big Game

#8 Yankees Offer to Formally Apologize for 86 Years of Humiliation if Sox Agree to Postpone Ring Ceremony

#7 Sox Front Office Tells Players to Stop Sniping at ARod, and Direct Their Insults to the Entire Yankee Organization Instead

#6 New Survey reveals a slight majority of Yankees fans have teeth

#5 Theo Epstein Annoyed at Having to Once Again Pose as an Elf for the Red Sox Christmas Card

#4 Red Sox and Yankees Wives Brawled During Christmas Charity Event

#3 Henry Sells Starbucks Rights to Name Seventh Inning Stretch the "Caffe Latte Interlude."

#2 Report: Sox Tested Suturing Process on Unwilling Byung Hyun Kim Before Using it on Schilling

and finally #1 Umpires Who Changed Calls on Bellhorn Homerun and ARod Slap in ALCS Game 6 are Missing, Steinbrenner Questioned

~Chag