California Creaming by the Mamas and the Papis

It's that time again for singalong with Anna; God help us

Sing this to the tune of the California Dreaming by the Mamas and the Papas this is California Creaming by the Mamas and the Papis

California Creaming
The Mamas and the Papis

When Jason’s “four pounds” down (He’s just “four pounds” down?)
What did people say? (Needles all the way)
Now he would like to walk (Cheater still won’t talk)
And make it go away (now how much does he weigh?)

Steroids were the norm (Flaxseed oil the norm)
It’s the Giambi way (Reform is on the way)
California creamin' (California creamin')
But Georgie’s gotta pay

Lawyers try to search
But they won’t find a way
A buyout would you please? (He'd get down on his knees)
Then he could go away (But this ain't going away)
You know the New York fans are cold (Watch it all unfold)
They know he cannot stay (yes he must go today)
California creamin' (California creamin')
And Georgie’s gotta pay

Giambi’s such a clown (“I’m just four pounds down”)
The home runs went away (But Game 7’s been played)
Now he would like to walk (Donald Fehr will balk)
Just make it go away (back to San Francisco Bay)

If the jury didn’t tell us (Thrown him under the bus)
”A diet all the way” (That’s still what he’d say)
California creamin' (California creamin')
Steinbrenner’s gotta pay
California creamin' (California creamin')
The Boss has got to pay
California creamin' (California creamin')
Yes Georgie’s gotta pay

~Chag