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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Preview of Game 3

First a joke
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:-

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to these meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these question.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A T T I T U D E

1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And:

B U L L S H I T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

AND, Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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And a great picture; talk about buring down a house of Cards

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Game 3 preview, the World Series heads to Busch Stadium where the Cardinals have yet to drop a game. Tonight Pedro Martinez goes against 2 time former Red Sox Jeff Suppan. The one key factor tonight is how is not having a DH going to effect the Red Sox since tonight David Ortiz has to play first base which means that FINALLY Kevin Millar isn't in the lineup. And when it comes down to the final innings do you dare replace Douggie M. for Ortiz for defense when you know that if they get into trouble Ortiz can help with his bat.
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And I would like to say that I'm sorry for everybody that attempted to talk to me on AIM and Yahoo last night since Quinnipiac's network was very screwy last night and I want to thank the few people who took my advice and gave me a buzz last night.
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That's the blog for today, leave some.
~Chag

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