Oh what a night
Late December, back in '63, oh la la la la la la la la, what a well anyway, we don't need my singing. Anyway what a night I just had tonight, a night of hell is more like it. Best Buy was closing today and a real nice asshole decides to come in, and for some reason Best Buy has a policy that we can't kick customers out. So even after we told him we were closed he decided he wanted to look at Plasmas. After 30 minutes he decided oh well I need to run this by my wife before I buy. We stay open for only you asshole and you don't buy anything. Then I drive home all pissed off and I walk up to my apartment builidng, keep inmind this apartment building you need a key to enter to get to the apartments themselves. Well I walk up to the door and as luck would have it somehow that key is missing from my key ring. I searched for 45 minutes trying to find a way into my apartment, I even tried a trick that Mr. Leavitt taught us about using a credit card to open a door well that didn't work. Finally after those 45 minutes I figure well I'm going to have to sleep in my car tonight or call somebody at QU and beg them to let me crash at their place, when I think to myself wouldn't it be nice if they left a spare key under the door mat.....
Well I'm exausted and I'm heading to bed, hopefully this gave you a laugh at my expense.