Pretty long blog today
Let's start off with something that I have seen a lot of times since the World Series but is always a good laugh;
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1. Please select your favorite recent Yankee new player acquisition:
[ ] "Flush" Gordon
[ ] "A-Bomb" Rodriquez
[ ] "Grand Slam" Vasquez
[ ] Kevin "Charlie" Brown
2. Which of the following would you most like to see as the most played YES Network film clip in 2005:
[ ] Rivera's blown save in Game 4
[ ] The Red Sox championship celebration on the pitcher's mound in Yankee stadium
[ ] Rivera's blown save in Game 5
[ ] The Red Sox spraying celebratory champagne on their fans in Yankee Monument Park
[ ] Vasquez's grand slam home run pitch to Johnny Damon in Game 7
[ ] The Red Sox celebrating in their Yankee Stadium locker room
[ ] Vaquez's second home run pitch to Johnny Damon in Game 7
[ ] David Ortiz being awarded the MVP trophy at Yankee Stadium
[ ] Mark Bellhorn's winning home run in Game 6
[ ] A-Rod crying in the Yankees dugout after game 7
3. Please indicate the last book you read:
[ ] How to lose the ALCS in four easy lessons
[ ] The Suicide Hotline - It's not just for Cubs' fans anymore
[ ] The Heimlich Maneuver -- What to do when choking
4. Which recent Yankees personnel move did you enjoy most:
[ ] Seeing future Hall-of-Famer Roger Clemens in an Astros uniform
[ ] Seeing David Wells in a Padres uniform
[ ] Seeing Tino Martinez in a Devil Rays uniform
[ ] Seeing Alphonso Soriano in a Rangers uniform
[ ] Seeing Manny Ramirez remain in a Red Sox uniform
5. Which following designation best describes Derek Jeter's effort in the ALCS:
[ ] Captain October
[ ] Captain Underpants
[ ] Captain & Tenille
6. Math: The Red Sox and the Yankees played 26 times in 2004. How many more games did the Red Sox win than the Yankees? (hint: the number is the same as the number in a four game sweep)
7. Please choose your favorite movie:
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[ ] Hunt for Red October
[ ] Damned Yankees
[ ] Still We Believe
8. Finish this sentence: "Alex Rodriguez is
a. overrated
b. overpaid
c. overdue
d. over-inflated
e. over
9. Please select your favorite recent Yankee moment:
[ ] Bucky Dent throwing out the first pitch with more velocity than Kevin Brown
[ ] A-Rod mimicking every Jeter antic in the Yankees' dugout
[ ] The Yankees wearing themselves out by scoring 19 runs when it didn't really matter
[ ] Rivera failing to prevent unkempt hooligans from eating the Yankees' lunch
10. Math: How many times have the Yankees won the World Series in the last four years? (hint: less than one)
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[ ] Former NYC Mayor Rudi Giuliani
[ ] Present NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg
[ ] Tim McCarver (Fox announcer)
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a. Ted Williams was better than Joe DiMaggio? [ ] Yes [ ] No
b. Carl Yastzremski was a better than Mickey Mantle? [ ] Yes [ ] No
c. Carlton Fisk was better than Thurman Munson? [ ] Yes [ ] No
d. Manny Ramirez is faster than Bernie Williams? [ ] Yes [ ] No
d. Reggie Jackson was a better outfielder that Hideki Matsui? [ ] Yes [ ] No
e. Gary Sheffield's statistics are entirely attributable to steroid abuse? [ ] Yes [ ] No
f. No self-respecting parasite would invade Jason Giambi? [] Yes [ ] No.
g. The Yankees were unable to win the ALCS because ex-Red Sox manager Don Zimmer wasn't sitting next to Joe Torre making all the decisions? [] Yes [ ] No
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[ ] Alex Rodriguez is traded to the Yankees
[ ] Don Mattingly never wins a World Series
[ ] The Yankees let Clemens get away
[ ] The Yankees pay millions to send Contreras to Chicago
[ ] The Yankees let Petitte get away
[ ] Giambi's steroid use causes a brain tumor
[ ] The Yankees let Wells get away
[ ] Mickey Mantle drinks himself to death
[ ] Billy Martin drinks himself to death
[ ] The New York Press hounds Roger Maris into psychosis
[ ] Babe Ruth drinks himself to death
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[ ] Smashed TV screens
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Random News and Notes
By John Chagaris, College AP
February 26, 2005
Duke v. St. John's
Hamden, CT (New York, NY)
Column will be up later today
How about some of everybody's favorite, Chags and Zags;
Zags to George Steinbrenner.
Now this isn't the first time that I have placed the Zag tag on Steinbrenner but this time it is for a good reason. According to the Associated Press, Steinbrenner is pissed off at Jason Giambi's agent because Arn Tellem told Jason not to say anything.
"The court told Jason that he could say anything he wanted to," Steinbrenner said Saturday. "The court gave him permission. And Arn Tellem says no, he doesn't. He doesn't say anything."
"I just don't like the guy," Steinbrenner added, regarding Tellem.
Now this has to be one of the dumbest things that Steinbrenner has ever said, ofcourse Jason Giambi was not going to say anything because the Yankees have been looking for a while for something to use against him to get out of the contract and if he would have said something his contract would have been voided.
Chags to ESPN.com's Jayson Stark for picking the Red Sox to have the best lineup in the American League.
"Stunningly, they had a lot easier time beating the Yankees in this poll than they did in the ALCS. Of the 14 men who voted on the AL lineups, 13 picked the Red Sox as the best of the best. Hey, why not? They're already the fifth team in history to score at least 949 runs two years in a row. So just ahead are the 1930-31-32 Yankees and 1936-37-38-39 Yankees -- the only teams to do that at least three seasons in a row. And these Red Sox actually ought to be better offensively. They've added Edgar Renteria, who has averaged 40 doubles, 24 steals and 85 RBI a year over the last three seasons. So now every regular in this lineup has had at least a .370 on-base percentage in one, or both, of the last two seasons. Which is downright ridiculous," Jayson Said.
And Chags to ESPN.com's Jayson Stark because he also picked my national league team to have the best lineup in the National League.
"This team could win this award every year, couldn't it? In this millennium, the Cardinals lead the non-Coorsian portion of the NL in runs, hits, extra-base hits, batting average and on-base percentage. They've scored five-plus runs a game in six of the last seven seasons -- and averaged 4.9 a game the year they missed (2002). There were even arguments made last year that Larry Walker, Albert Pujols, Scott Rolen and Jim Edmonds comprise the best middle of any order in the last half-century. We don't know about that. But the big news is that they're now minus Edgar Renteria and a leadoff man who hit .307 last year (Tony Womack). So it should tell you something that in this poll, they barely edged Florida -- a team they outscored by 137 runs last year," Jayson said about the Cardinals.
Zags to Nomar Garciaparra for turning down a World Series Championship Ring. As he said to fans at HoHoKam Park in Mesa Arizona, "I don't want it. They can keep it." He was also reported by a cubs fan, "You guys [Boston Fans] were so right about Nomar being a jerk. I guess he's Mr. Cub now, especially with Mia throwing out the first pitch at a Cubs game and getting a donation for her charity foundation from the Cubs foundation. Good riddance...an ungrateful bastard."
Zags to Bob Ryan of the Boston Globe. For his thoughts on the Celtics trade.
"I have spent all season defending Danny Ainge to the many naysayers who have questioned his thought process. I guess they think the Celtics should be winning 50 games, or something. I thought it was pretty obvious: Ainge was delivering on a campaign promise to remake the plodding, bombs-away Celtics he inherited into a dynamic, uptempo team. He had come up with a sensational draft in Al Jefferson, Tony Allen, and Delonte West. Kendrick Perkins was beginning to look like a keeper. We could now see the value of a healthy Raef LaFrentz. The Gary Payton thing was actually working out," Ryan said. "There have been two problems, both involving veterans. After receiving the big money, Mark Blount has been about 60 percent of the Mark Blount of a year ago. And then there was the resident star, who has played much of the season in a pout and who simply has not been willing to give his full support to the new way of doing things.
"Is the team talented? Yes. Is the team mentally fragile? Yes. Is the team maddeningly inconsistent? Yes. But is the team essentially lovable and rootable? Oh, yes, absolutely.
"So into this you bring Antoine Walker? I don't get it.
"With this move, Antoine becomes a trivia item. Baseball buffs know that a catcher named Harry Chiti was once traded for a player to be named later. When the season was over, guess who the player to be named later was? Harry Chiti. Well, Antoine now falls into an auxiliary category. Not even a year and a half ago, Antoine Walker was the central figure in a trade with the Dallas Mavericks. Now he's boomeranged his way back to Boston. What gives?
"If you recall, Ainge had a lot to say when he traded Antoine. The primary issue was supposed to be money. Antoine was looking for a maximum contract and the new director of basketball operations didn't think he was worth it. But it didn't end there. Ainge had made it clear when he was still broadcasting games for a living that he had no use for Antoine's basic game."
Well I have to guess that the Celtics beating the Jazz last night isn't enough for Big Bob. Sure Utah is 17-37, but they also have to play Seattle, San Antonio, and Dallas countless times. But putting that fact aside, who led the Celtics in Points, Blocks, and rebounds? Well that would be Walker with 24 points, 1 block, and 10 rebounds. How I see it, if this trade for Walker never happened then the Celtics would have lost to a pathetic 18-36 team instead of beating a 17-37 team.
Chags to Danny Ainge because of the trade. This is something that I have never said in my life because I have questioned every move that Danny made but I am starting to think that Theo might have given Danny some classes in how to trade within the last few weeks. We give up nothing to get Walker back. Wait Chag, we gave up Gary Payton, didn't we?
Well not really because the Hawks do not want Payton and he will be released and the Celtics will pick him right back up.
I don't know if this gets a Chag or Zag because of this whole dispute over naming rights over the Fleet Center for one day. If the FleetCenter president Richard Krezwick is stupid enough to go out there and allow somebody to buy the naming rights for one day then they should be stuck with what the winner picked. And that winner picked the Derek Jeter Center. First I have no idea why he picked that, well that is a lie, he picked that since he's a Yankee Fan and he wanted revenge on his former Harvard classmates who were Red Sox Fans. If you have some money you can buy the naming rights for one day, Click here for this auctionAnd you can click here for the chance to bid. But the day that Kerry Konrad won was for March 1 and after checking the Fleet Center Calendar I noticed that no event is even going on there and the only people who will even be at the Fleet Center that day will be the fans taking the train. Why doesn't somebody just pay a lot of money and rename the Fleet Center what it should be called, the Boston Garden.
Zags to the people in charge at TempleWhat John Chaney did was not that horrible. Coaches send out enforcers all the time, how often do you watch a hockey game and you hear about enforcers on the ice. It happens in Baseball when somebody is hit on your team then somebody on your team will hit a member of that team. In basketball if somebody does something wrong then the coach can put an enforcer out there. Do I agree with what he did, no but I respect it. I cannot believe that he was suspended for three games over this, this was not that big of a deal. And this is not new as John Calipari said, ""I'm kind of disgusted with Temple. How they would deal with him at this stage - he's been this way for 30 years. He hasn't changed. He's the same guy he was 10 years ago, 15 years ago. Why all of a sudden are you taking a stance? Because he's losing? If you want him to retire, ask him to retire." would somebody please explain this suspension to me?
This is an easy ZAG, Zags to Pirates CEO Kevin McClatchy. how does this person praise the NHL owners for having the lockout standing firm. Last I checked it was because of the owners that this season did not happen, and if you have not read my column on the NHL scroll down this page and take a look at it. Kevin McClatchy went on to say that he would love baseball to go through a lockout if an agreement could not be made and that MLB owners and NHL owners need to stick to their guns.
"I pay attention to the NHL. I watch it with a lot of interest," he said. "We know now, obviously, there's not going to be a season. What's going to come out of it is the big question. The market has just gone crazy." McClatchy also sits on Major League Baseball's Executive Committee and hopes to have an impact in reversing that trend during the next labor negotiations. "The game has to be fixed. I spoke up about that and said some things about my fellow owners that did get a lot of attention. I stand by everything I said. We've got to get this thing under control. I guarantee you, we are going to fight very, very hard to get the system changed." The thing is how is this system in need of a change, oh that's right how have the Pirates do this year, oh fifth in the Central, 32.5 games behind the Cardinals, How about 2003, oh fourth in the central, 13 games behind the Cubs. 2002, well how about fourth place, 24.5 games behind the Cardinals. 2001, how does last place in the National League, not to mention tied for the worst record in baseball and 31 games behind the Astros. How about 2000, well worst record in the National League and 23.5 games behind Chicago. Anybody seeing a trend here? 1999, well they wre third in teh Central but 18.5 games back. 1998 maybe, well worst record in the Central and 33 games behind Houston. Well 1997 was the last time they were close to winning the Central when they finished second, 5 games behind the Astros but their record was a pathetic 79-83. And back in 1996 well you guess it, last in the Central, 15 games behind the Cardinals. When was the last time the Pirates won the Central? Well never. Since the Central divisions were formed in 1994 the Pirates have never won the Central or even made the playoffs. Last time they made the playoffs was back in 1992 when they lost to the Atlanta Braves 4 games to nothing. Yes the same Braves who then lost to Toronto 4 games to two. But Pittsburgh has not been in the World series since they won it in 1979 against Baltimore 4 games to 3. So my question is how can Pittsburgh complain about the way MLB is run when their problem is spending money to get players, or atleast keeping the ones they have?
Well 3131 words later and this Blog is done, the Duke Column will be up later tonight and this will be updated. Leave some,
~Chag