Yankees Don't look now, the Red Sox are coming Part II

FIrst I'd like to thank a friend for sending this in.

"Chag, Sorry if you've received this a dozen times in the last few minutes. Apparently he (Kevin Brown) was so angry after being removed he punched a wall and broke his (left) hand! I've seen a Yankees message board where they're going nuts... Andrew"

Well thanks Andrew. And now for 2 quick jokes that aren't really a joke.

Jake  What happens to preachers when they grow old?

Chelsea  Oh that's easy, they're put out to pastor.







It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can
be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled
streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a
business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a
quicke-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had
written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from
memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed
instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed
away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her
e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note
on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.

PS. Sure is hot down here.







Now let's Chag and Zag it



Well Chags to the Red Sox for winning their 10th straight game.


Chags to the Cardinals for yet another win, Magic number is now 13 baby


Now Chags to this image




Zags to Kevin Brown, as much as I hate you how can you go breaking your hand down the stretch, but Red Sox Nation now loves you but only if you can't pitch.


Zags to a reader, I told you to put a curse to destory the cubs not have it rain so they can't play.


Zags to a reader, well let me tell you today is Saturday not Sunday


Zags to me, why do I keep taking cheap shots at people when they don't take them at me in their blog


Well that's the blog for today, leave some.
~Chag



And one last thing for the princess, to prove that I know everything,
Now you can know everything! just read...


*Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

*There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

*The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

*A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

*There are more chickens than people in the world.

*Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

*The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
screeched."

*On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the
Parliament building is an American flag.

*All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on
4:20.

*No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver, or purple.

*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters
"mt".

*All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln

*Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

*Almonds are a member of the peach family.

*Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

*Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

*There are only four words in the English language which end in
"dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

*Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina
de los Angeles de Porciuncula"

*A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

*An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

*Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10

*Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

*The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after
Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a
Wonderful Life."

*A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

*A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

*A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

*It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

*The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

*In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

*The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar
tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

*Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

*The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

*There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

*"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the
left hand.